If I were a…
If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 2am.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto (I refuse to allow it to get the boot).
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an OTTER!!
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a mirror.
If I were a liquid, I’d be water.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an aquamarine.
If I were a tree, I’d be a weeping willow.
If I were a tool, I’d be a sledgehammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a snapdragon.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be raining with the sun shining and a nice breeze.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be dark purple.
If I were an emotion, I’d be perplexed.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pear.
If I were a sound, I’d be bang on the window.
If I were an element, I’d be fire.
If I were a car, I’d be a Audi.
If I were a food, I’d be beans.
If I were a place, I’d be a hill in Hollywood.
If I were a material, I’d be the most perfect cashmere ever.
If I were a taste, I’d be tart.
If I were a scent, I’d be falling in love (by philosophy).
If I were an object, I’d be a treasured book.
If I were a body part, I’d be a nose
If I were a facial expression, I’d be mischievious.
If I were a song, I’d be “Woman Like A Man” by Damien Rice.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Louboutins.
