January 2009
Hey folks. The tedious trip back now. Certainly didn’t get much time for anything but shit happens. Next up tucson to briefly see an ex.
Oh the joys of trying to hide a box of uh…toys from your dad and uncle when moving shit. hahaha
L.a. At last. Still on the road but we’re here!!!
Ah my favorite part of this whole drive the massive wind farms near palm springs
Driving behind a girl with the license plate ?mrs pica’ hahaha she must be one hot tamale
Hello Cali! Its about damned time. I’ve missed you…now on to L.A.
I spy Del Taco! Yum. I thnk we are almost to Cali on what seems to be the longest trip ever.
Still going strong….in Arizona I have been trying find hotel rooms and forgot all about travel blogging
Dear tumblr, why aren’t you on the ball like twitter and send posts right to my phone? Jeez I’m going blind trying to read this stuff.
Note to self don’t ever let dad take my adderall again he talks enough as it is but he hasn’t shut up for two hours straight. Hahaha
Somewhere in New Mexico I was all cozy & warm & zoned out to the ipod & my dad rolls down his window to stick his head out b/c it 24 deg.
I wish to fuck I could see what is going on in tumblr land. For some reason all the writing is poop brown which doesnt show on that blue.
Out of TX. At last. It only took 19hrs. Wow. I am trying to silently control my panic attack. Trying. I need distraction badly.
We have 50 miles left of TX & I just realized this was a horrible idea. I can’t do this. I want to scream stop & let me out. Fuck me.
I can see the lights of Mexico. :)
My father just called me ?the badunkadunk chick’ because I had a stalker at the truck stop. No more comedy central for him!
Oh & still phone tumbling from somewhere in Texas…almost out of it though. I bet you will all hate me by the end of this drive
Score! I found the only smartwater in the entire truck stop. Even though I couldn’t find jolly ranchers Istill think our luck has changed
I love passing lights in the night without my glasses on. Its like a rainbow of enormous wilting dandelions or explosions paused in time.
Windmill farms yeah! My favorite part of road trips. New clean energy.
I’ve seen the sun rise and set today from this car seat and I’m still in fucking Texas!
I luv coincidences. I was just texting w/the boy that I always attributed come pick me up w/in my mind & it came on the ipod
Listening 2 Nothing Gets Crossed Out by Bright Eyes & want 2 sing along @ the top of my lungs. The old men would have heartattacks though
My dad and uncle have named the gps and its cracking me up they react to it just like they do directions from their wives. Men!
I see my stir crazy cross country posting scared someone off. Ha. I am becoming very amused with this following crap.
Alright goofball internet I was trying to actually write a post and not text a short note but its not in the cards a guess.
Well shit the moron that I am forgot to pack the power cord for my macbook. Dummy.
FINALLY back on the road. Only 6 hours behind schedule. Lets hope things are good from here on out.
Well shit. We’ve barely left houston and we’re riddled with problems. Sitting waiting for the truck to get fixed now. Ugh.
Oh goodness two old men trying to figure out the gps as we drive. This is going to be one helluva long trip.
On the road again…
I think I stirred myself into a fevered frenzy. I should go to bed, leaving at 4:30am. See you all later. I am packing the computer up now so I don’t sit here on it all night.
i bang the worst dudes (sorry, mom) →
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:
underthesheets: Haha. Ohhhh, god.
hellovagina:i kinda hope this isn’t by just one person.
Oh this is just fantastic. I don’e even have anything witty to say…it is all right there.
Oh wow, I have found a partner in crime! Seriously, I read a few pages and was afraid to keep going because it was all too familiar.
He sure calls me inappropriate a lot.
Me: I am freezing my nuggets off!
Gabrial: :-|
Me: What?
Gabrial: You are so inappropriate.
Aw.
I forgot to pack shoes! FUCK. How on earth did I forget the loves of my life?
Penny is breaking my heart
She put her favorite pink bear (the one she tried to shoplift that I eventually bought from the Baby Gap) in the open suitcase. She is trying to make sure I don’t forget to bring her AND she packed her favorite toy. Huge sigh, she is the sweetest thing ever and I am about to devastate her by leaving her behind.
Alright, I have to go try washing this shit off my face again. My eyes are burning. I hope I have skin left by tomorrow. WHY must I be such a moron?
Ok Cat
Made you a copy. You have to promise not to take a picture of my wretched handwriting and post it on here though because I would die from shame. (Its really atrocious.)
Thank you tumblr
For giving me people to talk about strange words for Scrabble use via email.
I know sulphur is supposed to help clear up blemishes, but good grief it smells. I find myself trying to get away from the strench but unable to because of course it on my face and burned into my nostrils for days.
Dear Parents-
We were advised that one of our 8th graders was showing a blunt...
– A letter that was in my ELEVEN YEAR OLDS backpack today.
OK first. Who the hell wrote this? “one of our 8th graders was showing a ‘blunt’ to a few of our 8th students”? Wha? What the hell does that even mean? You are the people responsible for my child’s education?
2nd- I almost pissed myself...
John Updike, Author, Dies at 76 →
michellardi:
noahkai:
theyoungmachine:
paperbackgirl:
(via robot-heart)
thecoffeegirl:
vagarious:
Does anyone else feel like some creepy cult leader when mentioning followers?
yes. That’s why I don’t mention them or really notice the number. I’d hate to turn into David Koresh or something…
I can make some killer Koolaid though (ok, it was just wrong, but unavoidable)
What is a girl to do...
One ex is trying to convince me to stay in L.A. a while to spend time with him then we can fly back here together (yikes) and another is trying to convince me to let him fly me out to Phoenix ASAP. Both of these men are exes for very good reasons, but I am bored and lonely, and have time to waste before I start school.
I need my best friend to set me straight, she always does, would slap me silly...
Does anyone else feel like some creepy cult leader when mentioning followers?